- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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