- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

did you stub your toe?

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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