What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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