Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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