What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

Where's my tractor?

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