What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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