A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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