- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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