Liverpool City Football Club

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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Women's Rights

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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