Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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kaite is dumb that is true

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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refridgrator

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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