Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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MAKE

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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haha Otarts was here

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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who is awesome? no one...

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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