- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

what's black and can't swim?

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

I have a gay camel

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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