Once upon a time, The end.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

British Dentistry

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

womens rights

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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