If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Wenis Penis

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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all hail based mark

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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*insert joke here*

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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