Guess what? The Game.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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this is stupid .... yep

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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PEANIS!

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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