Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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