- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

This is not a joke

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

Penis.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Velcro. What a rip off.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

your moms my other ride

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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