A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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Set up Punch line.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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