- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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