- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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