- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

What's two plus two? Window

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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