- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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