When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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I just drank a cola.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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