What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Anti Joke

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