What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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