Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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kaite is dumb that is true

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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refridgrator

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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