What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Your mums a potato

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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