Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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to get to the other side.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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