What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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TRICERATOPS!

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Women's Rights.

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what's up? my penis.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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