- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

wanna here a joke? you.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

long in the tooth!

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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