- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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