Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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