What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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