Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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