What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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mark lawson likes boys

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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People with cancer.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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