- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

burn baby burn your nanas burning

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

Women's rights

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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