Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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this is stupid .... yep

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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