A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Bob Saget

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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