- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

H o m o comes out as homo

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

what did the old lady die of old age...

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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