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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Sarah Palin

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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