A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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