- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Sarah Palin

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

I have aids

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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