- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

what does a granny look best in? 1950

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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