Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

Women's Rights.

what's up? my penis.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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