why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

The Joke Below

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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