What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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