why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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This is not a joke

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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Anti Joke

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