- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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