- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

field day?

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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