Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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Set up Punch line.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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One dark, stormy night, there was a man, limping slowly down the road. He looked across the road and noticed a little girl on a park bench. He carefully moved around behind , creeped up, and slowly tapped her on the shoulder. I tap 2 tap 3 tap The little girl slowly turned her head, and as she did, the man uttered 3 sentences.... "Would you mind helping me get back to my apartment, my hand was cut off in the war, while I was serving my country, which is why I have a hook as opposed to a hand. I was heading back to my apartment to greet my wife and 2 little children, since I just got back from a long day's work at the soup kitchen, helping those in need, and I sprained my ankle. By the way, my name I John Thompson."

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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you are a åsshole :)

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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What's clear and wet? water

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What stops a train? A missile

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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